Self-Indulgent Monster

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-02-22

@tiredofcrap Thank you. I’ll let you know the next time I’m near the ‘burg. in reply to tiredofcrap #
Wow! $65 a month!?! Thank you Barack Obama! That will keep a roof over my family’s head! http://bit.ly/7ugGq #
thinks dinosaur eggs in the oatmeal are wicked cool! #
@Gbro still tucked away in their bubble packaging. Mint condition. in reply to Gbro #
@alank Jinx! You owe me a Coke! in reply to alank #
@kgiff Try Entourage. in reply to kgiff #
@ErinSlick 1965 Shelby Cobra number CSX 3015 in reply to ErinSlick #
Wow even the three-month-old cries when I don’t give him kisses the second I walk in the door. The pressure is unbelievable. #
@kbhave yes, me too. I’m at the edge of my seat! Riveted! in reply to kbhave #
would have been quicker to go out than to wait in line for this stupid microwave #
Barack Obama popped my Cursebird cherry yesterday. http://cursebird.com/kachow #

@unhuman can say that again! in reply to unhuman #
is torn. Stay here and keep playing with decade old C code or face a home ravaged by a stomach bug? Guess I’ll make a detour for diapers. #
omg LiveWire reborn! How did I miss this? http://tinyurl.com/ag5sxh #
@evernote Yes. Thank you! in reply to evernote #
In spite of all the speeding tickets (lies! all of them!) I really do appreciate our local law enforcement officers. http://bit.ly/MCZd #
Just noticed someone got his panties in a twist when I recommended him for #followfriday 2 weeks ago. Some people have no sense of humor. #
Think I found the link of the year. RT @stumpymoose: Barack Obama is Tired of Your Motherfucking Shit http://tinyurl.com/cvrbap #
says it takes real balls to steal people’s lunches out of the microwave instead of the fridge. #
is skimming 10 year old documentation and dusting off his K&R. C rulez. #
@ErinSlick It’s really not a problem with sugar cookies or your tummy. It just takes more practice. in reply to ErinSlick #
OH “yay it’s knowing out!” #
is now Uncle Dave x 8 #
@primerano not this week. I’ll do burrito Monday next week, though. in reply to primerano #