Saturday, December 20th, 2008...11:25 am

Now Accepting Bids for Product Placement in My Life

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So here’s a new idea, since all other get-rich-quick schemes have failed me.  I’m selling my Florida property, my New York bridge, and my Illinois Senate seat.  With the proceeds, I might be able to afford a cheap digital camera and some cheap web hosting in order to add subtle product placement to my online presence.

Here’s an example of my fine placement work. This is Nascar Alex putting ChapStick on Marlboro Jacob. Or, if Disney and HBO want a piece of the action, it’s Lightning McAlex putting ChapStick on Deadwood Jake.

Subtle Product Placement

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